The Wild Woman’s Fashion Guide

I become feral while getting from Point A to Point B in the RV, when my only goal is the next destination. I travel alone, so there’s no one to offend, or impress. The blog’s internet address is emblazoned across the back of Nellie and Toad. Vehicle passengers punch in the website and peruse the home page photos, depicting me at my best, as they pass, only to be shocked 52 feet later by the imposter/chupacabra in the driver’s seat.

So, in the style of Cosmopolitan Magazine, here are my fashion tips and tricks when making miles in your RV. Get this look, at NO COST to you!

1.Trust Pillows For Care-Free Hairstyling

Every morning is a delight when you awaken to find the coiffure last night’s slumber has created!

2.Out Of Date Glasses Make A Great Fashion Accessory

Don’t burn a pair of spendy daily wear contacts when you can don 10-year-old prescription glasses that no longer suit your face and barely correct your vision! Is that Exit 11 ahead, or 71?

3.Be Environmentally Conscious

Why squander water on bathing, or brushing your teeth, for that matter? There’s always tomorrow.

4. Mattress-To-Cockpit Couture

Change clothes? No need! Loose fitting garments, worn continuously for days straight, easily transition from snooze to cruise. If you’re covered in pet hair and make a pit stop for groceries or fuel, throw on a “Pet Hair Don’t Care” baseball cap to complete your ensemble.

5. Forget Foundation Garments

A corollary to Number Four above, who needs a bra for sleeping? And when you think about it, who needs a bra, period? (Driving tip: Take speed bumps and railroad tracks slowly to avoid black eyes.)

6. The Natural Look

There’s no time to apply makeup when the Open Road beckons!

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This Post Has 17 Comments

  1. Pam

    You are hysterical!!! Love the morning hair doo!!!
    Has it been easy to find places to stay for longer periods of time?
    Have a great rest of the week!!!!
    Love the picture of your little dog looking on, where r we headed to!
    Enjoy!!!!

    Pam

  2. Renee

    I love this! Thank you for making me smile this morning.

  3. Judi

    Love,love,love it! I miss being on the road but I get an adventure hit from you when you are sharing your great stories and photos.
    Love the new “do”, fabulous glasses and leopard print bed jacket!
    So very cool as always♥️

  4. DanaS

    I sooo appreciate your RVing beauty tips! I thought I was the only “casual” RVer. It sometimes confounds me how far my professional wardrobe and hair style has fallen, but oh how much comfortable I am! Thanks for keeping it real!

  5. trikepilot

    “Speed bumps and railroad tracks..”, my good laugh for the day. Thanks. Always a joy reading your posts.

  6. Curvyroads

    Number 5 🤣🤣🤣

    Other than that, my philosophy exactly! And fortunately, Jerry has the same philosophy! Hahaha!

  7. Vanessa A Faukner

    Always a joy to read your musings!!!!! Thanks for taking us all along for the ride!!!
    🙂

  8. Bonnie Dankanich

    🤣🤣🤣. I always say “I’ll never see there’s people again so who cares.” But, you can’t say that because you make lasting friends wherever you go! 😘

  9. Mush Sheridan

    OMG this was hysterical and completely on the money😝

  10. Leslie Wheatley

    Hilarious Tammy ! Love you xoxo

  11. Jane

    Once again, you crack me up! This style also works well if you stay home all day!

  12. Ernesto Quintero

    (Driving tip: Take speed bumps and railroad tracks slowly to avoid black eyes.) ROFL

  13. Ben LaParne

    Oh my!! What I have to say would only be a repeat of the posts before mine, like hilarious and funny!! Still smiling, Thanks.

  14. Barbara J Koffman

    Lol I totally agree! Johnny and I are enjoying following your travels! If you make it back to anywhere close to Iowa we will come see you! You went to the Amana Colony when you were here, well we went and did Oktoberfest in Blondie (Camper) with our friends the Sickles! Enjoy and love your blog!

  15. Andrea Murphy

    I Whole❤️ agree. Maybe a Little Lipstick tho & Sunglasses. LoL.
    Best Blog Ever. !

    1. RoadTripTammy

      Andrea, I also seem to manage earrings, even on the roughest days!

  16. squeakytiki

    This is hilarious. I was already doing the glasses thing and really did laugh out loud when I got to the part about “exit 11? or 71?”.

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